May 2010
2 posts
May 11th
May 2nd
April 2010
5 posts
Dear Washington, Please stop trying to be funny. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/27/joe-biden-admits-ive-been_n_553451.html http://gawker.com/5525082/the-hilarious-jewish-merchant-joke-an-obama-adviser-told-to-a-room-of-jews
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
I'd like to think this is how I would be if I was... →
Apr 16th
Things people love that obviously suck #97:
AKA The Rape Show.
Apr 6th
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Apr 1st
241 notes
March 2010
14 posts
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
Mar 28th
WatchWatch
I love really lame jokes.
Mar 14th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 10th
What has my life become?
I liveblogged a party tonight.  At least I got to push cake in a face.
Mar 6th
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Mar 4th
http://celebchesthair.com/ →
Unnecessary but awesome.
Mar 4th
Mar 3rd
392 notes
February 2010
19 posts
http://www.rhrealitycheck.org/blog/2010/02/19/utah-... →
Wow, Utah.  Really?
Feb 27th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
You know that saying "have an itch to scratch"?
I totally get it now. It was on my elbow and it felt sooo good.
Feb 18th
Dear Etsy,  I loved it when you could shop on you for hours and not actually buy anything because your credit card was ALL THE WAY across the room.  Now you’ve teamed up with paypal and they are so “helpful” in remembering my acct info so I don’t have to move an inch to spend my money.   So yeah.  Thanks.
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 12th
“you have a laugh that makes science lab feel like recess”
Feb 12th
“polar bears: They just don’t get it.”
Feb 11th
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